Last night I went to see a film by one of my favourite directors. It was David Fincher’s Zodiac. I really like his stuff but we left after about 25 minutes. There was a scene in which the killer tied up a couple face down. Just as they thought he was going to leave them he began stabbing the man in the back until he died. You saw his girlfriend screaming as this happened. When the man was dead she continued to scream as he stabbed her multiple times in the back. He then turned her over and stabbed her multiple times in the front. A few minutes later the killer shot a taxi diver through the head. (The film also begins with a very long murder scene. People get shot but they are not quite dead. They are crawling around in their own blood so the killer comes back and shoots them both several more times.)
I couldn’t take it. It was too terrible and we left with about 2.5 hours left to run. This film was certified 15, even though One Flew Over the Cuckoos’s Next, which contains a few minor scenes of violence, is an 18. What’s going on? Why would people subject themselves to this?
I regret to announce my retirement, at age 30, of all films with graphic violence. I really like David Fincher. I really like Scorcese. Sorry, men: Goodbye.














one day those movies will be in museums for strange and horrendous things like those guillotines and those tiny shoes that Chinese woman tried to squeeze into.