Two truths for the day.
Number 1: the arch-consumer is like the arch-fornicator; that which he lusted after and yearned for, once conquered or bought, he hates. Truth number 2: if a Paki or Paki-variant studies biology, it means that their parents wanted them to be a doctor, but they were not good enough.
Bonus truth number 3: racist epithets are welcome on the Neocrats because we use them to highlight the pointlessness of racial division. The unity of all peoples is a core neocratic tenet.













#1: Not strictly true, for instance: I love my monitors.
#2: Replace Paki with brown, far less of a racial slur + covers a bigger area, yet retains the validitiy of the claim.
#3: Slur isn’t cool, no matter how ironic a sense it is used, it’s bound to be misunderstood. Are you listening, Sam?